Sunday, October 30, 2005

Loaded Questions VI

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Hypotheticals:

If you could be a spokesperson for any product, which would you choose?

If you could bathe in a vat of any drink or food item, what would you choose?

Anything Goes:

What is the dirtiest word in the English language?

Fill in the blank- I would like to be known as the world's greatest ______________.

No-Brainers:

What was your favorite thing that happened yesterday?

What was your favorite book growing up?

Personals:

What do you need more of right now?

What is it about you that people find irresistable?

10 Comments:

Anonymous FlowerChild said...

If you could be a spokesperson for any product, which would you choose?
Any type of fattening, delicious food. Donuts, chicken fried steak, Boston Cream Pie. I'd be utterly believable.

If you could bathe in a vat of any drink or food item, what would you choose?
Chocolate, no question.

What is the dirtiest word in the English language?
C*NT. It is also the one that makes my face squinch all up whenever I hear it.

Fill in the blank- I would like to be known as the world's greatest ________.
Blogger. That dooce beyotch wouldn't have anything on me.



What was your favorite thing that happened yesterday?
I got to make fun of my sister. Yeah, that's still one of my favorite things.

What was your favorite book growing up?
Night Shift, Stephen King. I was a weird kid.

What do you need more of right now?
Love, sweet love. Just like the rest of the world.

What is it about you that people find irresistable?
Probably the sex. I'm REALLY good.

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Guesstimate said...

If you could be a spokesperson for any product, which would you choose?

Spray n Wash. We go through gallons and gallons of the stuff around here. Could not live without it.

If you could bathe in a vat of any drink or food item, what would you choose?

Whipped Cream. The real stuff... not that damned Cool-Whip crap.

What is the dirtiest word in the English language?

C*nt. Yep.

Fill in the blank- I would like to be known as the world's greatest ______________.

parent.

What was your favorite thing that happened yesterday?

One of my kiddos said, "You are the best mom/dad in the whole world"-- Go me!

What was your favorite book growing up?

Can't remember the title...it was a guide to analyzing your dreams.

What do you need more of right now?

Money. I know. I know. Money doesn't buy happiness and I'm not shopping for more of it, just trying to hold on to what I have.

What is it about you that people fins irresistable?

More to the point, what is it that they don't find irresistable? It's *all* good, baby!

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Bamboozled said...

If you could be a spokesperson for any product, which would you choose?
Sonic Cherry Diet Coke

If you could bathe in a vat of any drink or food item, what would you choose?
Nice warm sausage gravy.

What is the dirtiest word in the English language?
C*NT. I can not stand it. People, do not use this word, even in jest, or I will lay the smack down on you.

Fill in the blank: I would like to be known as the world's greatest_________.
Thin, independently wealthy, best-selling author of humorous essays and mainstream fiction.

What was your favorite thing that happened yesterday?
Beating my child at a game of pool after taking my prescription hydrocodone.

What was your favorite book growing up?
Too tough. The Black Stallion Series, The Misty of Chincoteague Series, and A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.

What do you need more of right now?
Time. Time to play with my kids,time to blog, time to read, time to write, oh yeah, and time to work to earn money to survive comfortably.

What is it about you that people find irresistable?
Though evil on the surface, I am really a loyal friend, and quite entertaining.

4:13 PM  
Anonymous Beauty said...

If you could be a spokesperson for any product, which would you choose?
M&Ms. I would kill for the last one, if need be.

If you could bathe in a vat of any drink or food item, what would you choose?
Sangria

What is the dirtiest word in the English language?
C*NT.

Fill in the blank- I would like to be known as the world's greatest jazz pianist.


What was your favorite thing that happened yesterday?
Went to a small mexican restuarant and had a torta.

What was your favorite book growing up?
tom Sawyer.

What do you need more of right now?
I missed being touched. Someone hugging me because they want to.

What is it about you that people find irresistable?
My smile. Is contagious.

9:20 AM  
Anonymous New Girl said...

If you could be a spokesperson for any product, which would you choose? Midol, I really think I could make an impact on the industry.

If you could bathe in a vat of any drink or food item, what would you choose? Peach Tea, imagine how good you would smell after and you might even get a little tanned.

Anything Goes:

What is the dirtiest word in the English language? Dingleberry. Ewww and yes it is in the dictionary.

Fill in the blank- I would like to be known as the world's greatest Motherlywifelyhumanitarianpoet. That is not cheating!

No-Brainers:

What was your favorite thing that happened yesterday? I got a picture of a double rainbow and the most amazing fiery orange sky right after a storm hit.

What was your favorite book growing up? Charlotte's Web

Personals:

What do you need more of right now?
Halloween candy, it's all gone. How can I wait another year. I just might get my costume back on an go back out. Wouldn't that be a hoot?

What is it about you that people find irresistable? My shiney gold plated front tooth.

11:13 AM  
Anonymous Mr Darling said...

(First time player here via Monty. It's all her fault!)

If you could be a spokesperson for any product, which would you choose?
Tivo. Tivo is the greatest thing since oral sex. Really, I'm already their spokesman. The bastards should be paying me already

If you could bathe in a vat of any drink or food item, what would you choose?
Honestly, who wants to eat something that they bathed in? So just dunk me in beer until I have to pee.

What is the dirtiest word in the English language?
Dirt (duh!)

Fill in the blank- I would like to be known as the world's greatest ______________.
I'd fill in the blank with an "!" -- I just want to be known as The World's Greatest!

What was your favorite thing that happened yesterday?
I woke up.

What was your favorite book growing up?
Any of the Tom Swift jr. books

What do you need more of right now?
Money

What is it about you that people find irresistable?
My winning smile

5:57 PM  
Anonymous Even Now said...

If you could be a spokesperson for any product, which would you choose?

IPOD. I don't even own one yet but I'd love to be their spokesperson. Surely they'd give me a free one then.

If you could bathe in a vat of any drink or food item, what would you choose?

Honey, but only if I could find someone willing to lick it all off.

What is the dirtiest word in the English language?

Fuck. Its also one of the best words.

Fill in the blank- I would like to be known as the world's greatest ______________.

Lover.

What was your favorite thing that happened yesterday?

I put away the LAST load of laundry for the day.

What was your favorite book growing up?

Swiss Family Robinson.

What do you need more of right now?

Sex

What is it about you that people find irresistable?

My voice.

5:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HappyGoLucky-o says:

Hypotheticals:

If you could be a spokesperson for any product, which would you choose?

The Ford GTO, but only if they'd give me one for doing the gig.

If you could bathe in a vat of any drink or food item, what would you choose?

Um, water. Which is what people bathe in, thank you very much.

Anything Goes:

What is the dirtiest word in the English language?

You mean right now? Republican.

Fill in the blank- I would like to be known as the world's greatest

lover.

No-Brainers:

What was your favorite thing that happened yesterday?

Sipped champagne while munching hors d'oeuvres at the mayor's house along with several city council members, the city attorney and his wife, the president of the university, the provost (what is a provost anyway?) and their staff.

What was your favorite book growing up?

Shel Silverstein's Where the Sidewalk Ends.

Personals:

What do you need more of right now?

Sex. This should be under No-Brainers, btw.

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Beck said...

Hypotheticals:

If you could be a spokesperson for any product, which would you choose?

Smith & Wesson

If you could bathe in a vat of any drink or food item, what would you choose?

nouveau beaujolais

Anything Goes:

What is the dirtiest word in the English language?

'smegma'

Fill in the blank- I would like to be known as the world's greatest ______________.

slacker

No-Brainers:

What was your favorite thing that happened yesterday?

having a mind-blowing orgasm

What was your favorite book growing up?

Lord of the Rings

Personals:

What do you need more of right now?

sex

What is it about you that people find irresistable?

my snark

9:49 AM  
Anonymous AdjunctionJunction said...

If you could be a spokesperson for any product, which would you choose?

Free & Open Source Software, in general. There just aren't that many products I swear by, but it's hard to go wrong with F/OSS.

If you could bathe in a vat of any drink or food item, what would you choose?

Gonna have to say gin & tonic. In fact, I can be even more specific than that: Bombay Sapphire & tonic.

Anything Goes:

What is the dirtiest word in the English language?

Neo-anything. Neoconservative, neoliberal, neonazi. I never met a neo I didn't just want to eviscerate.

Fill in the blank- I would like to be known as the world's greatest ______________.

Why does there need to be anything in the blank? Just "The World's Greatest" would make a fine title! :)

No-Brainers:

What was your favorite thing that happened yesterday?

Drinking gin & tonic (there's the sapphire again), relaxing with the boob tube, and laughing my ass off with the S.O.

What was your favorite book growing up?

Well, it depends. But Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Judith Viorst has always been a favorite of mine. It still is. I think I'll move to Australia.

Personals:

What do you need more of right now?

Bombay Sapphire! No, I jest (though I do happen to be out at the moment). A little more time to finish these papers and presentations would really be nice.

What is it about you that people find irresistable?

I'm awfully damn easy to get along with. This surprises most people. I think it's just because I can be quite the bitch, and what they don't get is that I don't wish you any specific harm until I have a good reason to.

4:19 PM  

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